Saturday, May 31, 2014

The Restuwrant: Draft

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Why would a person assume they have the right 2 eat food that is recently prepair'da, or recently bake'da...is it reasonable 2 expect a nuw customer 2 pay for food?

...As I pondered the world of law, and human rights, my mind felt as fearful as a doe fearing heavy rain-fall. A Hard Rain never felt good when it fell. I stared into my mug of brown coffee...brown because I added a little milk, which seemed like a milk cloud turning the bitter dark bru brown.
I sighed, I had so many ideas 2 chase, I was at a loss...what should I write, how do I begin 2 write...?
Sudo.
My pen-name.
I put the mug down, and picked a pen up.
A loud thug noise caught my attention. A woman nuw 2 "The Restuwrant" had her pale hands around a piece of fried chicken, the owner, Grandpah, had his hand firmly around her wrist. The noise I heard may have been the Cool-Aid that was spilled on2 the floor.
"Don't you know you are suppose to pay for that piece of chicken?"
"No. I don't no that."
"Why would you assume you don't have to pay for that chicken in your hand? Do you think people raise chicken, feed chickens, and sell this resturant chickens, so I could then hire my cook 2 cut the chicken, make a delicious batter 2 smother the chicken in, then gently fry the chicken...then place this delicious plate of fried chicken under protective glass, for you, a strange woman 2 reach under the glass with your dirty hands, and grab a delicious piece. Do you think people are your servants, raising chicken, cleaning chicken and frying chicken all for you?
"No."
"Then why are your dirty hands on my chicken. You can have that piece, after you pay for it."
"Look mister, I didn't hurt you. I am hungry," the woman said, "I don't have any money, and I don't want 2 starve...besides, we normally eat for free. Me and my friends, when we see a ripe pear, we reach out, grab it, leaving nothing 2 spoil. That is nature, I am all natural," she explain'da.
Grandpah made a face that should scare most women.
He opened his mouth wide, showing a strong set of teeth.
Grandpah never bit a person, yet with strong teeth like his, I'd imagine a bite from his mouth would hurt!
I jumped 2 my feet.
"Grandpah, how much money does that piece of chicken cost?"
"...Ahhh,  let me look on the menu."
Grandpah looked at the price written on a piece of paper, upright, near the plate.
"...it says a breast cost one dollar, a chicken thigh cost .50 cents."
The woman opened her mouth to respond, so I rapidly made up my mind.
"I'll pay you for the food this woman has in her hand," I said.
Grandpah looked startled, then smiled.
"Sold".
 "And I suggest you eat your chicken with water," I told the woman,who was turning 2 leave.
Another anonymous act of kindness done by Sudo, I muse'da.




Thursday, May 15, 2014

The Gangster 'O'-'Z'

If....
   The Wizard Of OZ was ri-interpreted by 'Dirty ol' Gee'...would it sound the same way?

Who was really 'good' in The Wizard of Oz?

The Good Witch                                           Verses                        Dorothy (called Do-ra-thi)


The Good Witch :                                                                                       Dorothy: 
Told a little 'lost' girl it was 'okay' 
for her to take a pair of shimmering red shoes.

Promised her friends she could hook-em up 
with a 'wizard' who would help them get a 
nuw mind, a nuw heart* and courage.



(Tip* One would NEED 2 Be BRAVE...The Wizard sounds like a doctor about 2 preform open-heart surgery...)

                                                                                           
If the 'Good Witch' was 'good,' then that would make Dorothy 'bad' (why? Because I chose 2 pick one 'good' character from the novel...so then the other character must be 'bad'...right?), this would then explain why 'Dorothy' was consider'da a theif, and chase'da around a lot...because she was wanted by the 'sherif-witch' (the person with the longest nose) for stealing her dead sister's shoes.

Basically, if u agree with the WICKET WITCH, than Dorothy is wrong, a thief, and guilty of telling lies. She ran away from the law, and she would not give the stolen shoes back 2 the rightful owner.

If u believe the Wicket Witch WAS WRONG, and a FOOL, then The Wizard of OZ made more sense, the wizard did NOT preform open-heart surgery, and the little girl did indeed need 2 return home, since OZ was NOT A GOOD PLACE for her 2 stay in.

If the Wizard of Oz was right, then the little girl was not 'bad,' she was lost, and I was wrong for calling her 'bad'.

Children...aren't u glad u live at home...

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

What Is Good...my ieN-word?

What Is Good?

What Is Good?

I share a Link:


This idea of strangers judging one's worth became of interest 2 me after I watched America's Next Top Model, and after I became active online, which is when I felt encouraged 2 read The Wizard Of Oz, a novel by L. Baum.

How do writers, who write stories fill'da with strange characters, hnow which characters represent what is 'good' 2 / in a book?

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Deviant A / Ai: Planning Nuw Chanel Changes!

Nuw Updates!



I am planning 2 merge my Erowtic chanels, associated with sudonim IenErowtic, with my Deviant Ai / A chanels.

These chanel-changes may not be easy, yet I hope I can avoid online confusion by associating eXclusively with Deviant A / Ai.