Thursday, May 15, 2014

The Gangster 'O'-'Z'

If....
   The Wizard Of OZ was ri-interpreted by 'Dirty ol' Gee'...would it sound the same way?

Who was really 'good' in The Wizard of Oz?

The Good Witch                                           Verses                        Dorothy (called Do-ra-thi)


The Good Witch :                                                                                       Dorothy: 
Told a little 'lost' girl it was 'okay' 
for her to take a pair of shimmering red shoes.

Promised her friends she could hook-em up 
with a 'wizard' who would help them get a 
nuw mind, a nuw heart* and courage.



(Tip* One would NEED 2 Be BRAVE...The Wizard sounds like a doctor about 2 preform open-heart surgery...)

                                                                                           
If the 'Good Witch' was 'good,' then that would make Dorothy 'bad' (why? Because I chose 2 pick one 'good' character from the novel...so then the other character must be 'bad'...right?), this would then explain why 'Dorothy' was consider'da a theif, and chase'da around a lot...because she was wanted by the 'sherif-witch' (the person with the longest nose) for stealing her dead sister's shoes.

Basically, if u agree with the WICKET WITCH, than Dorothy is wrong, a thief, and guilty of telling lies. She ran away from the law, and she would not give the stolen shoes back 2 the rightful owner.

If u believe the Wicket Witch WAS WRONG, and a FOOL, then The Wizard of OZ made more sense, the wizard did NOT preform open-heart surgery, and the little girl did indeed need 2 return home, since OZ was NOT A GOOD PLACE for her 2 stay in.

If the Wizard of Oz was right, then the little girl was not 'bad,' she was lost, and I was wrong for calling her 'bad'.

Children...aren't u glad u live at home...

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